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The Umpire

I give up my Saturday’s and sometimes mid-week

A good game of Cricket is all that I seek

Played in a good spirit that pleases us all

By men with the bat and men with the ball

 

Decisions are made if to run or to stay

To bowl with spin or seam on the day

A smile and a chat between Umps and players all

While waiting for the return of that boundary ball

 

The Umpires in charge of all that day’s play

The players all accept what ever he does say

No need to rant at the Umpire when out

Just walk off the field and don’t even shout

 

We all make mistakes, both players and Umps

But don’t take your rage out on the cricket stumps

Don’t even use language that Mum wouldn’t use

The Umpires not there for you to abuse

 

Be kind to the Umpire when playing the game

Don’t shout at him or even call him a name

The decision he makes in the blink of an eye

Accept with a shrug and maybe a sigh

 

Buy him a pint at the end of the day

Talk nicely to him and have you own say

And when sat at home in front of your fire

Think what it would be like to be an Umpire   

(c) Barry Bishop 2009

 

 

CHELFORD JUNIOR CRICKET FESTIVAL

SUNDAY 5 JULY 2009

 

I refer to my brief conversation with you regarding the above and confirm that the festivities are due to commence at 10.00 am.

 

Once again Mr Barnes and I will be attempting to find our way into the Guinness Book of Records by food poisoning more umpires at one meal than has previously been recorded.

 

The umpires’ breakfast which this year will be bacon and or sausage butties with tea or coffee will be provided at the ground from 9.00 am until 9.30 am.

 

As yet  I have not received a “running order” but Mr Hughes will once again be assigning the protagonists when this is available.

 

Many thanks for your support and I look forward to seeing you on the day.

 

Kind regards.

HEAD CHEF

 

Dave Lawson

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